$RONK

THE RETARTED COUSIN OF $BONK

While BONK bonks others, RONK bonks himself 🦴

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⏳ BONDING CURVE COUNTDOWN

RONK is still on the bonding curve. Every buy pushes us closer.

last updated: 2s agoslot 460520684

0.39% COMPLETE

TOKENS SOLD

3.1M / 793.1M

TOKENS LEFT

790.0M

SOL IN CURVE

0.09 SOL

~84.92 SOL more to graduate

EST. GRADUATION: ~6386d 18h (buy more to speed it up)

buy velocity (last 50 trades): 0.0000 SOL/min

🎓 WHEN WE GRADUATE: 10% → ANSEM | 10% BURN | 10% AIRDROP TO LOYAL HOLDERS

🔥 LIVE RONK FEED — REAL ON-CHAIN DATA

LIVE

RONK IS CONFUSED (API ERROR)

THE BLOCKCHAIN IS BEING RETARTED. RETRYING...

The origin web server returned an invalid or incomplete response to Cloudflare. This typically indicates the origin is overloaded or misconfigured.

💎 RONK LOYALTY LIST — AIRDROP ELIGIBLE

Bought RONK. Never sold. Diamond paws qualify for the 10% graduation airdrop.

🏆CYxaU...VajUB+81.4M RONKFOREVER RONK✅ ELIGIBLE

🥈GfUqi...fjz69+9.0M RONKSMORTEST IN THE ROOM✅ ELIGIBLE

🥉4Rsq4...q19XZ+280.2K RONKBRAINCELL ZERO✅ ELIGIBLE

#45Bv6T...9ixmK+26.5K RONKTHE UNRUGGABLE✅ ELIGIBLE

#535tzz...vM8Pu+26.4K RONKFOREVER RONK✅ ELIGIBLE

#67nDkK...YqsZS+24.2K RONKBONKED BUT FAITHFUL✅ ELIGIBLE

#7HYieq...rAWnD+23.6K RONKTHE UNRUGGABLE✅ ELIGIBLE

#8AoQEQ...LsgTG+22.7K RONKSELF-BONK SURVIVOR✅ ELIGIBLE

#9DUL1n...Aw9rG+22.3K RONKTHE UNRUGGABLE✅ ELIGIBLE

#107GZKi...Pe6vU+21.6K RONKBONKED BUT FAITHFUL✅ ELIGIBLE

#11FwQYR...Y8VKt+21.2K RONKLOYAL RETARD✅ ELIGIBLE

#129DrXT...Ykwwb+19.7K RONKPURE RETARTED ENERGY✅ ELIGIBLE

#136aEnr...RYDkX+18.7K RONKFOREVER RONK✅ ELIGIBLE

📋 Total eligible wallets: 13 | Total airdrop pool: 10% of dev holdings | 106 wallets traded

Airdrop happens automatically at graduation. No claim needed. We r not smort enough to build a claim page.

🧮 YOUR SLICE CALCULATOR

Paste ur wallet. See how much of the loyalty airdrop u'd get right now (pro-rata by RONK held, from the live dev bag).

🚀 TAKING RONK TO DA MOON

RONK IS CONFUSED (API ERROR)

THE BLOCKCHAIN IS BEING RETARTED. RETRYING...

The origin web server returned an invalid or incomplete response to Cloudflare. This typically indicates the origin is overloaded or misconfigured.

🌕

⭐$5,000 — first bump

⭐$10,000 — wen lambo?

⭐$38,000 — 🎓 GRADUATION

⭐$50,000 — ronk university

⭐$100,000 — bonk apologizes

⭐$1,000,000 — retarted rich

$1K$1M

🎓 POST-GRADUATION REWARDS BREAKDOWN

💼 DEV BAG TRACKER

Live on-chain balance of the dev wallet. Each reward slice = 10% of this bag.

CYxaUG...3VajUB · 2s ago

DEV HOLDS0.00 RONK(0.00% of supply)

🔥 10% BURN

0.00 RONK

🎯 10% → ANSEM

0.00 RONK

💎 10% AIRDROP

0.00 RONK

🔥 10% BURN

0.00 RONK

10% of dev holdings sent to the burn address. Deflationary. Supply go down. Braincell count unchanged.

👑

🎯 10% → ANSEM

0.00 RONK

10% of dev holdings airdropped to Ansem. The legend gets his tribute. RONK respects the GOAT.

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💎

💎 10% LOYALTY AIRDROP

0.00 RONK

10% of dev holdings to the Loyalty List. Only wallets that bought & never sold. Diamond paws rewarded.

13 eligible → CYx...jUB, GfU...z69, 4Rs...9XZ...

Total distributed: 30% of dev holdings (10% burn, 10% Ansem, 10% loyalty airdrop). The dev keeps the rest locked in diamond paws. We r too retarted to rug.

📜 ANCIENT RONK PROVERBS

"we r not smort, but we r loyal"